Malcolm Turnbull is now following you on Twitter!

Rants

Politics is a personal business. People find political advertising to be mostly bullshit and a waste of their tax dollars. So I’m questioning the virtues of having Australia’s Opposition Leader Many Millions Malcolm follow my Twitter activities.

What the deuce is he interested in me for? One of the central issues here is demographics. I’m no Liberal man. I post nasty drug music links and 9/11 conspiracy stuff.  Lou Reed and Luciano Pavarotti. It doesn’t take much to work that out. Why the fuck would his online team want to follow me without invitation? It’s not like Malcolm is sitting there surfing the site following hashtags and trying to make friends on the Interwebs. He’s trying to make friends elsewhere.

Call me harsh, but I’m not going to reciprocate the gesture and follow him for shits and giggles. He goes on about himself way too much in a predictably bland style. Why not tell it how it is? Why not something like this… Stuck in lift with Wilson Tuckey. He smells of ammonia and tells me he’s seen my kind come and go. Farts… Props for using Twitpic but points taken off for using it as a vehicle for public relations porno. Thanks for the Julie Bishop vid, mate. I’ll beat off to it and see what happens. Or, more importantly, how I feel afterwards.

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